My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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