i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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