Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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