I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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