You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I AM VODKA MAN
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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