My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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