Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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