They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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