please come you make the beer taste better
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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