He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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