He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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