he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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