Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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