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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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