erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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