wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
