You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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