didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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