Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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