How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Dignity is for republicans.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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