I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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