i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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