Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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