i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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