508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
