can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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