What a fucking waste of an outfit
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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