u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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