i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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