i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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