youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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