: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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