Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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