Pappa wants mamma naked
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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