Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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