Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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