yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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