Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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