Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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