i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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