I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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