Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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