I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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