FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Even the bartender felt bad for me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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