it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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