Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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