BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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