I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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