we have pet lesbian snakes
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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