I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...