So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have feelings that need drinking.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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