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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

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(804): View more from Virginia

also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...

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(516): View more from New York

Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?

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(408): View more from California

i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still

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(678): View more from Georgia

So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.

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