ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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