He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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