she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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