Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Small penises have feelings too.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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