like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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